Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 6-13-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw reads the stars in Dutch. Don't worry, he doesn't understand that language, either.
Review of Christian St. Croix’s “Rebel Yells (And Other Tales)
You think you know the blues? Hold up there, Hipster Hank. Put down your PBR and listen for a minute. This isn’t your super-rare bootleg 45 of Etta James playing…
Catholic School Bans Rainbows; Fantasy Creatures in an Uproar
Toronto, ON CANADA: Leprechauns, unicorns, fairies, and woodland nymphs are in an uproar over a Catholic school’s recent decision to ban rainbows from its premises. The problem started when the…
Lady Gaga Outed as 30-Something Avant-Garde Swedish Musician
The life of a musical artist can be complicated. One moment they're prancing around the stage in pants made of neon rubber bands and a Thundercats mask, and then dressed…
NFL Owners Discuss Other Ways to Discuss the Lockout with Players
Steve Elle voices his annoyance over NFL Lockout proceedings.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 5-30-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to give us a dose of horoscope surreality.
Authorities Question Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg on Human Disappearances
Palo Alto, CA: This past week, Facebook figurehead Mark Zuckerberg released information regarding his latest eating habits, receiving praise from some, disgust from others, and amusement from everyone. The habits…
Review of TV on the Radio’s “Nine Types of Light”
On April 20th, I got an email notification whose subject line read: “The Editor wants to share ‘TV on the Radio’ with you.” Do me a favor: go to Wikipedia,…
Mets Owner Blames Advice from Yankees Boss in Player Comments
Flushing, NY: In a recent press release as to why he was critical of some key players of his baseball team, New York Mets owner Fred Wilpon explained that he…
Harold Camping Becomes Zombie to Prove Rapture
With all the jokes about The Rapture, raptors, and everything else that didn't happen on May 21, 2011, it wouldn't be surprising to hear that Harold Camping, the man who…