Boring Sex Leads to Amnesia in 29-Year-Old Woman
New York, NY: For one of countless women, sex was boring and, literally, totally forgettable, once again. A continuing case study published in the September issue of the Glamour reported…
While We Were Bored: Occupy Mister Roger’s Neighborhood
While we may not have an owl mascot walking down Wall Street with a "Down with 1% Milk" sign just yet, we're willing to help jump the shark on Occupy…
Halloween Costumes for the Poor and Sarcastic: 2011
Last year, we ended Halloween with a woulda/shoulda article on Halloween costumes we didn't see instead of going out and dressing ourselves up in those costumes. This is what happens…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 10-10-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw reads the starts. He's also illiterate.
Local Idiot Prepares for Canadian Thanksgiving
New York, NY: The holiday season is gearing up for its launch as Halloween looms closer. For one citizen, the holiday season is already here, as Paul Emmerlan prepares to…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Week 5
Week 5 is upon us, and Steve Elle is in the lead with our British correspondent right behind him, while Darby had his best week ever! See? anything can happen!
People Reluctant to Support Fat Mess for Presidential Candidacy
Trenton, NJ: As the presidential hopefuls are beginning to take form in the Republican Party, one potential candidate has already become the elephant in the room. While it would seem…
Chuck Palahniuk Drafts Choke II in Honor of Red Sox
Boston, MA: Author Chuck Palahniuk, noted for such books as Fight Club and Choke has turned to nonfiction for the first time. In December (just in time for the holidays),…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Week 4
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. Not…
While We Were Bored: Congratulations to the Boston Red Sox
It may be unfair to pick on Jacoby Ellsbury, but unfortunately he had the easiest meme to set up.