This week on Unpartisan, we cover everything you wish you didn’t know about the news and politics, such as:

  • What the country will be like if each presidential candidate won.
  • Presidential penis sizes.
  • The flat Earth  concept.
  • The greatest Donald Trump sticker ever, created by Headline Shirts.
  • What Donald Trump could “spill the beans” about with Heidi Cruz.
  • A game of “Who Did It?” with former Toronto mayor Rob Ford and Chris Farley.

Theme song provided by and Donald Trump

By FascistEditor

As the managing editor of The Inept Owl, Patrick has sworn to uphold the honor and integrity of hard-hitting journalism...but only on Sundays at 10am.