Birthers Reject Obama Birth Certificate Again: “See? He Was Irish the Whole Time!”
Now that birthers have come to terms with the certificate of birth, they were forced to dig deeper to find something to invalidate President Obama's American citizenship. What they learned…
Man Kills Self with Peanut Butter
In the note, which has been released publicly, Eggerson, 40, pointed to the firing of Charlie Sheen from Two and a Half Men as a primary reason for his suicide.…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 5-23-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to explain why he knows your future better than you!
When TV Networks Offer Virgin Sacrifices: Fall Previews for ABC
The promotional world of satire and parody mediums is a dark, but adventurous place. The critical gauntlet for bands, movies, television shows, and anything else that accidentally makes it into…
Ask An Owl: Gifts On Her Birthday
Apparently my holiday gift response here at Ask An Owl was lost to you. Either that, or you honestly believe I may have had a miraculous recovery in my gift-giving…
Two and a Half Men Unsure How to End Series, Start with Ashton Kutcher
Los Angeles, CA: The gossip columns surrounding Charlie Sheen, CBS, and Jon Cryer's bank statements were finally silenced today as CBS and Warner Bros. confirmed that the show Two and…
News Sources Report on Death of Armin Van Buuren
Washington, DC: It is all but official. After being on the minds of the American public for almost 10 years after the terrorist activities he masterminded from across the Atlantic…
While We Were Bored: Royal Wedding Vows
We also have a pretty good idea what was missing: a big-ass dragon. English lore is full of stories where some lady or gentleman of royalty slays a dragon. It's…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 4-25-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns as the Braille reader of the stars!
World Prepares for Non-Royal Wedding
St. Louis, MO: For what seems like 5 years, the anticipated royal wedding between Prince William and Catherine Middleton has loomed larger and larger. Luckily, the wedding, which is likely…