Child Receives Savings Bond to Learn About Debt
Scarsdale, NY – With negative interest rates sweeping the global economy, many Americans have unwittingly begun stuffing cash back into their mattresses with the idea that money deposited within their…
ICYWYMI: How to Get to Sesame Street? HBO Avenue
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. Good news, everyone! Sesame Street, the beloved children’s…
ICYWYMI: Powerball Proves People are Really Bad at Math
The Powerball jackpot, from the last time I checked, is at over $1.3 billion. I’m sure we can all agree that a sum like that could buy an exorbitant amount…
Apple Releases Info on Crucial Apple Watch Accessories
San Francisco, CA: Following Apple's public introduction of the company's latest techno-bauble yesterday, creatively dubbed the Apple Watch, Apple has continued to keep public interest and stock rises going by…
Tinder Lawsuit Evidence Not as Funny when Replacing “Dick” with “Penis”
A sexual harassment lawsuit made great strides yesterday in eradicating the humor of word usage when representatives of plaintiff Whitney Wolfe introduced evidence where defendant Sean Rad had sent her…
Space Tollbooths Unveiled by Transit Authorities Following Progress of SpaceX
With the unveiling of Dragon V2 by SpaceX, the combined efforts of multiple transit authorities in the United States such as the MTA, CTA, METRO, and MBTA have unveiled a…
Google’s Self-Driving Cars Kidnapping Testers, Exhibiting Emotions
Google has halted production on their line of self-driving cars after the prototypes reportedly started becoming self-aware.
FCC Votes on Net Neutrality. Internet Providers to Charge $5 per User to See Results
The results of the FCC voting on net neutrality are in, but have not been released due to "content providers that do not pay for prioritized access."
Future Common Core Graduate Optimistic about Finding Job Taking Standardized Tests
How will children answer the question, "What do you want to be when you grow up" under Common Core?
Soft Drink Companies to Drop Healthiest-Sounding Ingredient from their Products
In an effort to curtail any misleading beliefs that soft drinks may have an ingredient that sounds slightly good for you, the companies PepsiCo and Coca-Cola recently announced that they…