Charlie Sheen Bowling Shirts Actually On Sale
Los Angeles, CA: For anyone who has ever seen the show "Two-and-a-Half Men", one of the most visually enduring aspects of Charlie Sheen's character is, besides the booze, probably drugs,…
Sad Hipster to Give Death Cab for Cutie One More Shot
New York, NY: For years, Kyle Travers has been a self-proclaimed indie music afficionado. When he first heard Sonic Youth's "Bull In the Heather" at 14 years old. He was…
Man Celebrates 10th Year with Wal-Mart
Odessa, FL: John Higginbottom, 30, just celebrated his 10th year working for Wal-Mart and could not be happier. To mark the occasion, he purchased a dozen cupcakes from his store's…
Federal Stance on Gay Marriage: Not That There’s Anything Wrong with That…
The Administration has stated that it will no longer use Federal resources to engage in court battles defending what one Administration member called the archaic institution of marriage. This is…
2011 Oscars Swept by Machete
Hollywood, CA: The 83rd Annual Academy Awards ceremony held few surprises this weekend, as the greatest movie known to humanity, Machete, all but swept the awards. With a cast ranging…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 2-21-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell us how to live our lives, one life at a time.
Griffin Saves Baby During Dunk: Clippers Lose by 23
Oklahoma City, OK: It is a hard road to find a way past the slam dunks of Blake Griffin in order to hear about actual basketball games. Every other day,…
Alabama Named Least Active State
Today, the Center for Disease Control released a comprehensive list of the least active states, and Alabama tops that list. According to the CDC, more than 29 percent of the…
BRESPN: The All Brett Favre Network
With the re-re-re-retirement of NFL Hall of Fame quarterback and soft-porn texter Brett Favre, the world is wondering, "What will Brett Favre do now?" Well, aside from the probable comeback…
Man to Charge Two Pennies for His Thoughts
Portland, ME: In a bold and decisive move, local know-it-all John Wether decided to raise the price of his thoughts this week. For the past thirty-one years, Wether has charged…