NFL Owners Discuss Other Ways to Discuss the Lockout with Players
Steve Elle voices his annoyance over NFL Lockout proceedings.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 5-30-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to give us a dose of horoscope surreality.
Authorities Question Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg on Human Disappearances
Palo Alto, CA: This past week, Facebook figurehead Mark Zuckerberg released information regarding his latest eating habits, receiving praise from some, disgust from others, and amusement from everyone. The habits…
Mets Owner Blames Advice from Yankees Boss in Player Comments
Flushing, NY: In a recent press release as to why he was critical of some key players of his baseball team, New York Mets owner Fred Wilpon explained that he…
Harold Camping Becomes Zombie to Prove Rapture
With all the jokes about The Rapture, raptors, and everything else that didn't happen on May 21, 2011, it wouldn't be surprising to hear that Harold Camping, the man who…
Birthers Reject Obama Birth Certificate Again: “See? He Was Irish the Whole Time!”
Now that birthers have come to terms with the certificate of birth, they were forced to dig deeper to find something to invalidate President Obama's American citizenship. What they learned…
Man Kills Self with Peanut Butter
In the note, which has been released publicly, Eggerson, 40, pointed to the firing of Charlie Sheen from Two and a Half Men as a primary reason for his suicide.…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 5-23-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to explain why he knows your future better than you!
When TV Networks Offer Virgin Sacrifices: Fall Previews for ABC
The promotional world of satire and parody mediums is a dark, but adventurous place. The critical gauntlet for bands, movies, television shows, and anything else that accidentally makes it into…
Ask An Owl: Gifts On Her Birthday
Apparently my holiday gift response here at Ask An Owl was lost to you. Either that, or you honestly believe I may have had a miraculous recovery in my gift-giving…