F-1ing About: A Comprehensive Guide to All Things F-1, Part 3
Rob Wheatley continues his breakdown of that car racing circuit that Americans forget about: Formula 1! McLaren McLaren are the most successful team ever in F1, but you wouldn’t think…
CORRECTION: Obama Defeats Romney
Chicago, IL: We here at the Inept Owl would like to apologize for our previous article, which may have insinuated somehow that Romney had won the 2012 election. We’re just…
Mitt Romney Wins 2012 Election
Washington, DC: As of today, the election committee has called the 2012 race for Mitt Romney. After almost two years of dramatic, news-catching struggle, America finally has a new president.…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Week 9
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some the greatest preview commentary in the…
Hurricane Sandy Announces Support for Obama
New York, NY: Today, Hurricane Sandy answered the question on everyone’s mind by endorsing Obama for president. Some may argue that the question on everyone’s mind was more likely “When…
Apple to Follow up iPad Mini with iPhone Mini
Cupertino, CA: Pre-ordering for Apple’s iPad mini is well underway for the physical release November 2nd, but that shouldn’t stop Apple from taking the next step as soon as possible:…
Lolo Jones Succeeds in Bobsledding, Fails to Chilliness
Lake Placid, NY: Olympic hurdler Lolo Jones made headlines in sports this week when she succeeded in making the jump from summer’s track and field to winter’s bobsledding, a jump…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Week 8
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some the greatest preview commentary in the…
The Third Party Debate: Someone Else 2012!
Probably Berkeley, California: Apparently there was another debate this week, but you might not have seen it underneath the headlines about Donald Trump’s latest political analysis. Four of the major…
The House That Cried Blood: Not Just a Handyman’s Nightmare for Halloween
Our yearly heavy dose of blood is upon us, as the good people at Sideshow Pictures are hard at work producing this year’s film short, The House That Cried Blood.…