Mayor Bloomberg to Add Benches, Ski-Lifts, to NYC Snowdrifts
Mayor Bloomberg prepares to make Manhattan skier-accessible after storm.
Brooklyn Nets Fail to Win Championship Mid-Season, Fire Avery Johnson
Brooklyn, NY: After a little over two years, massive personnel changes, and a team move in the past off-season, the goal of owners Jay Z and Mikhail Prokhorov, and the…
NRA Proposes New Solution: Weaponized Schoolchildren
Washington, DC: NRA Vice President Wayne LaPierre, who was brought out of his concrete bunker last week, has proposed to Congress that schoolchildren be prepared to avoid another tragedy like…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Week 17
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some the greatest preview commentary in the…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Week 16
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some the greatest preview commentary in the…
NHL & Gary Bettman Remind Most Men of a Date Tease
New York, NY: “I Hope They Have Hockey in Hell, because it’s not here on earth!” So said a guy (let’s call him “Random Guy”) that “Inept Owl” caught up…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Week 15
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some the greatest preview commentary in the…
Sir Paul McCartney Pees on Kurt Cobain Legacy in Nirvana Reunion
New York, NY: Sir Paul McCartney released the rumor that he would be playing with the surviving members of grunge rock group Nirvana hours before the Hurricane Sandy Relief concert…
Congress Debates Cliff-ness of Fiscal Cliff
Washington, DC: In a display of focus and efficiency that has been characteristic of the US Congress, our elected officials have buckled down for a vigorous debate on what the…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Week 14
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some the greatest preview commentary in the…