Birds Visit Other Presidential Candidates
In case you don’t have social media and/or friends screaming, “Feel the Bern!” at you whenever politics comes up, presidential hopeful of the Democratic Party, Sen. Bernie Sanders, was interrupted…
Ben Affleck is… Sad Batman
If there was every any question that casting Ben Affleck as Batman was a mistake, we give you... Sad Batman.
The Book of Brule
Ever wonder why Dr. Steve Brule never made a self-help book? Well stop wondering because this is how it would look, you dingus.
Which Personality Quiz Are You?
Lately, internet quizzes referencing your personality to a character in Star Wars, The Hunger Games, My Little Pony, etc. have been running rampant on the internet. But one personality reference…
Christmas Songs for People Who Don’t Like Christmas Songs
Tis the season to get cranky, especially when it comes to Christmas songs. Here are some Christmas songs that you will never hear on the radio.
Cards Against Humanity Releases Holiday Bullsh*t
The good people of Cards Against Humanity have released a treat for only the bravest derelicts. It's called "12 Days of Bullshit" where, for $12, they will send you 12…
The Sad Paul Legacy: Photo Contest
Most supporters of Libertarian/Republican Representative Dr. Ronald Ernest Paul, Esquire, have not given up on their candidate’s possibility to win the Republican primaries. Although Mitt Romney seems to have taken…
How Not to Die on a Segway
With the unfortunate demise of Segway company owner Jim Heselden by falling off a cliff while trying to off-road a Segway, we at The Inept Owl believe that some pages…
BP ROFLcopter Contest!
In an effort to lay claim that they are doing everything possible to clean up the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, oil titan British Petroleum had released a…
Ode To A Cup Holder
Ode To A Cup Holder Trickster! You sir: You seemed to secure My cup of refreshment, Of that I was sure. I went for a drive, I stopped for a…