Ode To A Cup HolderOde to a Cup holder

Trickster!  You sir:
You seemed to secure
My cup of refreshment,
Of that I was sure.
I went for a drive,
I stopped for a drink,
A Berry Berry Smoothie,
So frosty, so pink.
A right turn, you wronged me:
A great big splat,
My console!  My carpet!
My brand new mat!


Oh, drat.

Next week: Ode To A Scrub Brush, Shampoo Haiku