Perchance to Dream(Cheese at Last!) J-Sin Celebrates Big 4-9
New York, NY: After 49 articles it’s time for a party. J-Sin and the rest of the immortals at the Inept Owl are set to paint the town red in…
Texas State Education Board Claims Textbooks Glorify Terrorism
Austin, TX: Conservative-leaning education leaders in Texas are pushing for a resolution that would denounce social studies textbooks as biased against Christianity and offering glorified views of the Islam faith,…
Video: The Suburban Condition: Save the Pet Rock
The Suburban Condition presents another heart-warming portrayal of love and dedication. Sarah McLachlan didn't go far enough with her ASPCA commercials. She left out the greatest pet ever.
Video: The Suburban Condition: Manheart’s Stash
Remember that anti-drug commercial where the dad asks the kid with the giant headphones "Where he learned to do this stuff?" Well, so do we. Welcome to The Suburban Condition.
Study Finds Athletes More Popular than Gawky Nerds
Princeton, NJ: In a study released by Princeton University, researchers claim what has long been suspected: in high schools around the country, male athletes, with their muscular torsos, lantern jaws,…
Pope’s UK Visit: Exclusive Fight
Das Pope arrived in the UK this week, amid feelings of high anticipation that he may at last put paid* to the overwhelming amount of sexual scandals and media innuendos…
Horrible Horoscopes: 9-21-2010
Moonbeam Crenshaw is back to tell us what the stars say, whether we want to hear it or not. Week of September 12, 2010.
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Week 2
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to key games. Our…
British Teen Banned from U.S. After Obnoxious Email to President Obama
Bedfordshire, UK: Seventeen-year old Luke Angel of Bedfordshire, England has been banned from entering the United States after sending an obscenity-laced email to President Obama. Angel claims that the email…
Corn Syrup or Corn Sugar? The Debate Rages On
The Corn Refiners Association, a group that apparently controls the production of high fructose corn syrup, an ingredient found in 99.9% of the food in the United States and one…