When Jesters Became Kings: The Owl Invades Rick’s Cabaret NYC
I have to admit, I am not a regular strip club visitor. If I think back really hard, I may need both hands to count out the amount of times…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-14-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell us how the coming week will treat us!
UFC Owner Dana White Buys Strikeforce: Next, The World
Las Vegas, NV: In an effort to lock up more of the elite fighters in the sport of mixed martial arts(MMA), Dana White and company haved officially purchased Showtime's Strikeforce,…
Gwyneth Paltrow Claims Crown of Musical Tag-A-Long Spouse
While many believed Paltrow may end up in an all-nude hippie march on the White House after marrying Coldplay frontman Chris Martin and naming their first child Apple Blythe Alison…
Charlie Sheen Bowling Shirts Actually On Sale
Los Angeles, CA: For anyone who has ever seen the show "Two-and-a-Half Men", one of the most visually enduring aspects of Charlie Sheen's character is, besides the booze, probably drugs,…
Sad Hipster to Give Death Cab for Cutie One More Shot
New York, NY: For years, Kyle Travers has been a self-proclaimed indie music afficionado. When he first heard Sonic Youth's "Bull In the Heather" at 14 years old. He was…
Man Celebrates 10th Year with Wal-Mart
Odessa, FL: John Higginbottom, 30, just celebrated his 10th year working for Wal-Mart and could not be happier. To mark the occasion, he purchased a dozen cupcakes from his store's…
Federal Stance on Gay Marriage: Not That There’s Anything Wrong with That…
The Administration has stated that it will no longer use Federal resources to engage in court battles defending what one Administration member called the archaic institution of marriage. This is…
2011 Oscars Swept by Machete
Hollywood, CA: The 83rd Annual Academy Awards ceremony held few surprises this weekend, as the greatest movie known to humanity, Machete, all but swept the awards. With a cast ranging…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 2-21-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell us how to live our lives, one life at a time.