Grindhouse Reviewed, Just In Time.
Just in time to be extremely early for its DVD release(that's our story, and we're sticking to it), three of our movie critics review the double feature Grindhouse with Death…
Gonzales Blames Alcohol
WASHINGTON, D.C.- In the aftermath of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales’ testimony in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee, Gonzales has come under intense scrutiny because of his lack of…
Kurt Vonnegut Resurrected, One Last Time
Kurt Vonnegut is bid farewell with a review of a book all about him being resurrected, to die again.
Chris “Corky” Burke Stuns Oscars
The audience at this year’s Academy Awards was stunned as Chris Burke was called up to the stage to receive his Lifetime Achievement Award. It was not the fact that…
Britney Unleashed, Again
It has been two weeks since Britney Spears attacked photographers with an umbrella outside of Kevin Federline's home. Besides her newly shaved head, twitching eyes, and the tendency to bite…
Paranoid Terror from Above
Visitors of Central Park were caught up in a nightmare Sunday as F-16 Fighting Falcons were deployed and shot down a plane flying in restricted airspace. The pilot of the…
Marriage Proposal Given New “Old-Fashioned” Spin
With the eye-opening fiction of the diamond trade in theaters, women are becoming apprehensive about receiving diamond engagement rings. Upon looking at the brilliant, multi-faceted jewel, feminine sympathy has brought…