Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 6-27-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw continues his reign as worst astrologer ever with this week's Horrible Horoscopes.
Shared Progress: A Review of “Late Bloomer” by The Northstar Session
The Inept Owl has been lucky enough to have a few artists in multiple fields come back again and again with new albums, ideas, and visions. It has the feel…
Supreme Court Rules “No Boobies, No Beef” on Video Games and Free Speech
Fearful attempts by the state of California to gag freedom of speech were curtailed by the U.S. Supreme Court yesterday, as justices voted 7-2 to allow the sale of violent,…
Performance, Feedback, Revision: Rap Artist Baba Brinkman Hits NYC
Rap as an art form has continually evolved. From its tribal, beat-based story-telling syncopation around a fire to its modern, beat-based story-telling syncopation in 50,000 capacity sports arenas, rap has…
Citizens of Vancouver Apologize for Rioting with More Rioting
Vancouver BC, CANADA: Last week the imaginable happened: Canadians were so riled up about a Stanley Cup Finals series loss that they took to the streets to show Oakland, Los…
HBO’s Game of Thrones Explained…with Beer
What we will be comparing characters to? Simple: beer. Beer has such a wide range of classes and tastes to play against the range of classes and tastes of the…
Sunphobia on the Rise; Vampire Slayers on Alert
United States: First, it was the Tanorexics—women in their teens, 20s and 30s with such a fondness for tan skin that they risk their lives just to resemble old, leathery…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 6-13-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw reads the stars in Dutch. Don't worry, he doesn't understand that language, either.
Catholic School Bans Rainbows; Fantasy Creatures in an Uproar
Toronto, ON CANADA: Leprechauns, unicorns, fairies, and woodland nymphs are in an uproar over a Catholic school’s recent decision to ban rainbows from its premises. The problem started when the…
Lady Gaga Outed as 30-Something Avant-Garde Swedish Musician
The life of a musical artist can be complicated. One moment they're prancing around the stage in pants made of neon rubber bands and a Thundercats mask, and then dressed…