NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Week 1
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. This…
New York on Threat Level Orange for Local Squirt Gun Assassinations
New York, NY: Fear, destruction, and death have taken over the boroughs of Manhattan once again. Some would blame it on climate change. Others, President Obama, or underground mole people…
Hurricane Irene to Strike Greenland with a Vengeance
Quaqortoq, GREENLAND: The path of hurricane Irene has been set to ride the mid to north-eastern coast of the United States, causing residents to panic in their own ways. However,…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 8-24-2011
Our inept astrologer Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to read our horoscopes!
New Yorkers Traumatized Over Earthquake Moving Doors
New York, NY:Tragedy literally rocked the city of New York today, as countless victims were forced to endure the aftershock of an earthquake. Re-enactment of actual events. The 5.9 magnitude…
A Preview of Contagion: The Trilogy
Never has a movie played off of recent global fears since Night of the Living Dead as has the upcoming movie Contagion, starring, well, everybody. 12 Monkeys just missed the…
Powder Puff Picks Football Challenge Open to the Public!
Pick games, win stuff!
Texas State Fair to Introduce Deep-Fried Lard
Dallas, TX: With the state fair more than a month away still, organizers are concerned about flagging attendance rates in a down economy. Therefore, they have already begun parceling out…
Tina Fey Has New Baby Girl, Denies Rumors of Old Baby Girl
Shortly after news reports came out that Tina Fey had a new baby girl, her publicist had to immediately squash rumors that she actually had an old baby girl. The…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 8-8-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns with his dyslexic horoscope readings!