NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Week 10
Last year's Powder Puff King was Steve Elle, but Darby Shaw is changing the guard like Eli "Aw Shucks" Manning!
While We Were Bored: Sandusky-Bear
Considering we haven't been able to listen to a sports talk show that isn't drooling over kid-touching, we decided that the Sandusky-Bear needed to make an appearance. You're welcome.
Pennsylvania’s Happy Valley Changes to Predator Paradise
State College, PA: In the wake of the recent Jerry Sandusky/Penn State molestation scandal the residents of Happy Valley, the nickname bestowed upon State College from residents throughout the state,…
Herman Cain Outed as Wrong Type of NRA Member
The fact remains that Herman Cain was a decision-making member of the NRA. Unfortunately, it is the wrong NRA to be a part of when campaigning under the umbrella of…
Not An Airplane: It Could Just Be This Place(or time) Review
Reviewing music can be a tedious job. To create one, you have to take into account your interpretation of what the artist hoped to accomplish and meld it with how…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Week 9
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. From…
Colts Entertain 32 Team Draft Trade for Peyton Manning
Indianapolis, IN: With the implosion of usefulness to the NFL’s Indianapolis Colts after the neck surgery of franchise player/quarterback/coach/offensive, defensive, and special teams coordinator Peyton Manning, trade rumors have surfaced…
Kim Kardashian Relinquishes New Jersey Nets Season Tickets
Newark, NJ: Yes, the rumors are true. Once a professional basketball fan that seemed to dwarf the likes of Jack Nicholson and Spike Lee in the art of player appreciation,…
Horrible Halloween Horoscopes: Week of 10-31-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns for some Halloween-based Horoscopes. Try to guess the movies to prove you know horror!
Art Creature’s Halloween Segment: FX Artist Jeremy Selenfriend
In the world of the entertainment industry, the artisans that usually gain the most attention are the ones that are always in your face: actors and actresses, directors, lead vocalists...…