Santorum Salad Invokes Proof of Unintelligent Design
Boone, IA: For years, the term "Santorum" had two meanings in the world, or at least the internet. One meaning had to do with the former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum.…
The 2012 Summer Olympics in London Officially an Oxymoron
It's 2012 already, and the big topic in the UK is the forthcoming Olympic Games. Britain won the right to host the event by being the only country stupid enough…
Dick Clark Sucks 20 Years out of Ryan Seacrest for NYE 2012
New York, NY: For 40 years, Dick Clark has been a staple of the New Year's Eve celebration as his New Year's Rockin Eve show played in a majority of…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Week 17
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. The…
Victory Over Sock Puppet Bolsters Rick Santorum in 2012 Election
Muscatine, IA: As the Iowa caucuses come to a close, Santorum finds himself climbing the polls. While some political pundits see this as the result of political missteps by other…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Week 16
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. Let…
American Horror Story Takes Page From Melrose Place
Hollywood, CA: Heralded as one of the best dramatic horror series since HBO's Carnivale by absolutely no-one and ABC's Dark Shadows by co-creator Ryan Murphy, American Horror Story seemed poised…
Holiday Bonuses Replaced With E-Gifts
With the holidays in full swing and the economy lagging, companies look for alternatives to the normal holiday bonuses that employees have come to rely on.
Elf On The Shelf Found Dead
Tragedy has struck the holiday season, as an elf on the shelf at the Madison famiy residence was found mutilated in front of the living room fireplace early this morning.
Music Artist/Dictator Kim Jong-il Dies Amid Speculation
Pyongyang, NORTH KOREA: The highly possible, thought to have already happened and covered up by the use of body-doubles, has supposedly happened: North Korean dictator/rap artist/movie director/aviator trend-setter has passed…