What Is Dirty Dancing Anymore?
I am not a big fan of Dirty Dancing. Sure, Jennifer Grey was one of my "just turned adolescent" fantasies thanks to Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I don't know if…
Joe Paterno Fails to Replace Abe Vigoda Joke
University Park, PA: After only a few hours and minimal faulty news reports, reality was finally confirmed: Abe Vigoda is still alive. Unfortunately for legendary Penn State football coach Joe…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Conference Championships
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Things are coming down to the wire for all players, and much like our leaders, these games are really about seeing…
New Jersey Lobbies for Giants Super Bowl Parade to be Held on Turnpike
East Rutherford, NJ: A decades-long debate was reopened once again on Wednesday as New Jersey governor Chris Christie opened his big mouth without any intention of putting food in it.…
Belichick and Patriots Hire McDaniels, Cowher and More as Assistants
Foxborough, MA: Looking for their first win in the NFL playoffs since 2007, Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots left nothing to chance by hiring their former offensive coordinator,…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Divisional Playoffs
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! The Divisional round of the playoffs begins, which can sound a bit like "Regionals" for glee club. Luckily, it's football, so…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 1-10-2012
Moonbeam Censhaw returns to explain what the stars say about our futures. Hilarity ensues?
Mitt Romney Admits to Not Tying Dog to Roof for 2012 Campaign
Bedford, NH: Presidential campaign trails are full of the philosophies, hopes, and successes of those that are running. These sparks are what ignite the fuel within voters to inspire them…
Tim Tebow Tebows Tim Tebow in Tim Tebow
Tim Tebow, TT: Last Tebow tebowed a remarkable tebow for Tim Tebow, as Tim Tebow tebowed the Tim Tebows past the Tim Tebows to tebow on to the next Tebow.…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Wild Card Weekend
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. It's…