Houses of The Owl Photoshop Contest: Game of Thrones
The time has come! Some of our readers have presented Game of Thrones memes in the hopes of winning Season 1 on Blu-Ray or DVD at best, and the pocket…
Chiefs Sign the Wrong Peyton
Kansas City, MO—Today a spokesperson for the NFL’s Kansas City Chiefs proudly revealed that they had made a major free-agent acquisition, only to realize they had signed the wrong player.…
Manning to Try Out Teams for 2012 Season
Tempe, AZ: The release of 4-time NFL MVP quarterback and perennial forehead Peyton Manning by the Indianapolis Colts has sent shock-waves through the rest of the NFL as teams struggle…
My Visit to Westeros: A Game of Thrones Mis-Adventure
It is obvious that I'm a fan of Game of Thrones. I have written character descriptions, comparing many of them to beer, and then more beer. I have practiced ways…
Boba Fett Denies Part in Saints Defense
New Orleans, LA: The latest entry as "America's Team" was delivered a crippling sack this past weekend, as former players opened allegations of knowledge and support of a bounty program…
Unborn Snooki Monster Right on Time, Says Mayan Calendar
Jersey City, NJ: For years, skeptics and conspiracy theorists alike have debated the meaning and relevancy of the Mayan calendar. The ancient timeline, which ends on December 21st, 2012, has…
German Chancellor Loses St. Pauli Girl Wet T-Shirt Contest
Demmin, GERMANY: Confusion struck the nation of Germany, and indeed the world, when Chancellor Angela Merkel was doused in beer during a Christian Democratic Union meeting last week. What had…
Wet N’ Wild Westeros: A Game of Thrones Photoshop Contest
For those of you enticed by swords and shields, the Dragonborn, mad kings and maidens, and Sean Bean, this next month is more anticipated than Christmas as HBO's Game of…
Abe Vigoda: Killing Death Pools for 91 Years
New York, NY: For years, reports of his death proved to be premature, over and over again. A website was erected in order to tell the world of his true…
Curt Schilling Reality Video Game Ready to Hit Shelves
Boston, MA: After over five years and almost $35 million, the impossible has happened: the Curt Schilling video game has arrived for computer and gaming consoles everywhere. Not to be…