President Obama Experiments with Executive Privilege
Washington, DC: After his much-discussed use of executive privilege to obscure the details of the FBI’s “fast and furious” initiative, Obama has begun exploring the potential of his newfound power.…
Kathy Griffin Last to Know Anderson Cooper Is Gay
New York, NY: It is official. After years of suspicion, conjecture, and supposition, Kathy Griffin is finally aware that Anderson Cooper is gay. In an email to Daily Beast reporter…
Drake and Chris Brown to Get Down?
New York, NY: Damon Feldman, a celebrity boxing promoter, is hoping to capitalize on the nightclub brawl between singer Chris Brown and rapper Drake by offering them $1 million each…
GOP Calls Obamacare Ruling A Victory
Washington, DC: The GOP has come out with a statement calling the Supreme Court’s 5-4 decision upholding the individual mandate a victory for conservative forces around the US. This was…
Obsessed Fan Says Kunis-Kutcher Date Can Only Mean That 70s Show Reunion
Los Angeles, CA: The rumor-mill continues to swirl around the question of whether Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are dating, banging, or just being friends after they merely had dinner…
Republicans Call Obama’s Immigration Policy a Gateway Immigration Policy
Washington, DC: Congressional Republicans have released a statement outlining their opposition to Obama’s new immigration policy, which would provide more avenues for undocumented immigrants to obtain citizenship. The GOP claims…
Alec Balwin Attacks Reporter Asking About Attack on Reporter Asking About Attack On…
New York, NY: Someone give Alec Baldwin a time out! He has now pummeled three members of the press–and counting. The latest reporter to feel the wrath of Alec was…
Researching Potential VPs, Journalist Dies of Boredom
Washington, DC: For months now, journalists around the country and the world have been entering hospital emergency rooms with complaints of headaches, nausea and a myriad of other symptoms, and…
Burger King Launches More Bacon
Miami, FL: This week, Burger King’s ambitious new product line becomes available to customers. Going along with the release of the much talked-about sundae last week, the products are all…
Henry Hill: Good (Dead)Fella
Somewhere, UNITED STATES: Henry Hill, the Mafioso man and FBI informant whose sordid life the Martin Scorsese film, Good Fellas, was based on, died on June 12th at the age…