The Sad Paul Legacy: Photo Contest
Most supporters of Libertarian/Republican Representative Dr. Ronald Ernest Paul, Esquire, have not given up on their candidate’s possibility to win the Republican primaries. Although Mitt Romney seems to have taken…
Happy Star Wars Speech Impediment Day!
Well, it’s May the fourth again and, for some fairly humorous reasons, is Star Wars Day. However, there is one reason that May the fourth was mixed up with “May…
Ron Paul Unveils New Slogan: Restore America, Eventually
Lake Jackson, TX: In a press release today, the Ron Paul 2012 campaign announced that their slogan would be changing from “Restore America Now” to “Restore America Eventually” in order…
Glass is Half Empty: The Decline of the Kansas City Royals
The Kansas City Royals look cheap. Maybe it’s the colors. Blue. White. Yellow. It is very reminiscent of something. Comparing the streaking Kansas City Royals to Wal-Mart may seem unfair…
Gingrich Concedes He Didn’t Really Want Nomination Anyway
New York, NY: In a press conference on Friday, Newt Gingrich revealed that he wasn’t really that interested in becoming the Republican nominee to run against Obama in November. “It’s…
Neil Patrick Harris Admits to Barney Character Acting
New York, NY: With the end of How I Met Your Mother on the horizon, Neil Patrick Harris recently came to terms with a screen rumor about his character in…
Eli Manning to Host SNL as a Tree
New York, NY: With this weekend’s announcement that New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning will be hosting NBC’s Saturday Night Live on May 5th, fans, both of the show and…
Google Glasses Ignore Warnings from Futurama
For the first time since its launch as a search engine, the internet monolith Google has done the seemingly impossible: beat Apple to a technological advancement by ripping off a…
Easter: Say It with Star Wars
Easter is one of the most neglected holidays in meme-dom, so we gave it a Star Wars theme.