Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Donald Trump
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. Name: Donald Trump Nickname: The Donald Political Affiliation: Republican Party Status: Active to public, already president in Trump’s opinion…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Hillary Clinton
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. Name: Hillary Clinton Nickname: That’s Sexist Political Affiliation: Democratic Party Status: Female. And Active Known For: U.S. Senator 2001…
Donald Trump Trumps Trump In Battle of Trumps
Donald Trump, DT – In a span of months, Donald Trump has taken the media by storm, whether they agree with Trump or not. When television networks, radio stations, newspapers,…
ICYWYMI: Trump Gives Fox News Journalistic Integrity
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. There was a time, long ago, in a…
ICYWYMI: Jeb Bush Better Off Hurling Cash Into Crowds
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. In a recent analysis, it has been approximated…
Fifty Shades of Black Fast-Tracked to Oscars
Los Angeles, CA – In an effort to diversify the nominees of the 88th Academy Awards, an emergency ballot was dispersed throughout the entertainment industry yesterday with the sole purpose…
Snyder Blames Michigan for Trusting Government
Flint, MI – Michigan Governor and Snidely Whiplash impersonator Rick Snyder held a press conference Monday to place the blame for the Flint water crisis on those who held ultimate…
ICYWYMI: Donald Trump is Ready for His Despot Regime
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. Last week, The Trump campaign to make America…
Bernie Sanders Combs Hair, Examines Political Options
New York, NY – This week, Vermont Senator and Seinfield co-creator Bernie Sanders made his own Palin-esque vote grab by announcing that he would be speak before an audience of…
ICYWYMI: Dragging Ass on DAPA
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. It seems that President Obama’s DAPA executive action…