NY Jets Mark Sanchez Clipboard Leaked
East Rutherford, NJ: The inevitable happened yesterday for the Jets, as starting quarterback Mark Sanchez was benched for his backup quarterback. Fortunately, Tim Tebow was inactive due to a rib…
Bad Sex Leads to Ass-Kickings by Ronda Rousey
Los Angeles, CA: Science seemed to win again this past week as the UFC women’s champion who seems to break as many hearts as arms, Ronda Rousey, spoke once again…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Week 13
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some the greatest preview commentary in the…
Fans Gear Up for New Season of Mid-East War
Jerusalem, ISRAEL: The blogosphere and fan wiki pages are on fire with the announcement of a new season of Mid-East War, the internationally acclaimed sitcom starring the incorrigible free spirit…
Say It with Star Wars: Thanksgiving
Sometimes it's hard to place Star Wars references into a holiday. Thanksgiving is one of those holidays.
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Week 12
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some the greatest preview commentary in the…
Twinkie Hoarding By Fat Mess Validated
Oshkosh, WI: It seemed that, due to urban legend, Twinkies would far outlive humanity due to their shelf-life. Due to the potential of Hostess (the makers of Twinkies and other…
Presidential Voting Results Marred By Insanity
Mitt Romney called a news conference to say: “To quote that great American, Yogi Berra, ‘It ain’t over until it’s deja vu all over again and the fat Democrat lady…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Week 11
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some the greatest preview commentary in the…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Week 10
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some the greatest preview commentary in the…