East Rutherford, NJ: The inevitable happened yesterday for the Jets, as starting quarterback Mark Sanchez was benched for his backup quarterback.

Fortunately, Tim Tebow was inactive due to a rib injury, so the mantle of quarterback fell to second year player/first year uninjured Greg McElroy, who quickly engineered a touchdown and a Jets win.

What was Mark Sanchez doing while McElroy took over his position? He was not eating a hotdog, as past benchings have led to. Instead, Sanchez could be seen writing furiously in a clipboard. What exactly was he writing? Here’s our idea.

By Patrick AE

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