Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Carly Fiorina
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina. *UPDATE: Carly Fiorina has fired herself from her presidential campaign.* Name: Carly Fiorina Nickname: “Every b-word in the book,”…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Jeb Bush
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush. *UPDATE: Jeb Bush has suspended his presidential campaign, while his supporters awkwardly clapped at the wrong moment.* Name: Jeb…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Rick Santorum
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum. *UPDATE: Rick Santorum has suspended his presidential campaign to focus on putting out an Oscar-worthy film from his faith-based…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Rand Paul
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Rand Paul. *UPDATE: Rand Paul has suspended his presidential campaign after forgetting to put his Ron Paul mask on for Iowa.…
Films Force Men to Work For It on Valentine’s Day
Hollywood, CA – There was a time when dinner and a movie was a valid date, even for such a special date night as Valentine’s Day. But this year, Hollywood…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Mike Huckabee
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee. *UPDATE: Mike Huckabee has suspended his presidential campaign, leading many to believe this is a new version of the…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Martin O’Malley
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Democratic presidential candidate Martin O’Malley. *UPDATE: Martin O’Malley has suspended his presidential campaign, possibly in order to tour with Dave Matthews.* Name: Martin O’Malley…
Iowa Man Tells Campaign Worker Candidate Lost His Vote
Cedar Rapids, IA – With the Iowa caucuses for the Republican Party and Democratic Party at stake, campaign workers canvased the state of Iowa, both on the phone and in…
Public Outraged by Trump Star on Walk of Fame
Hollywood, CA – Appalling. Disgusting. Horrifying. These are just some of the words that were used when the American public was reminded that real estate tycoon / reality TV star…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Bernie Sanders
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders. Name: Bernie Sanders Nickname: Star Flower Political Affiliation: Democratic Party Status: Active Known For: U.S. Representative 1991 – 2007,…