Quantity Vs. Quality
There are so many fast food restaurants nowadays that I imagine the competition for the American gullet is quite competitive. For some reason, however, I have noticed an awful lot…
Comic-Con Nets Record Celebrity Turnout, Few Fans
San Diego, CA: This past week featured the 2009 presentation of San Diego's Comic-Con, a four-day entertainment party to celebrate and promote movies, comic books, television shows, and anything else…
Viral Epidemic Linked to Celebrity Deaths
The first half of this year has taken down a lengthy list of celebrities that we hold dear to our hearts: Ed McMahon; Natasha Richardson; that guy who played Khan…
Bit Part Actor Dies: “I Heard That!”
The worlds of late twenty-somethings and early thirty-somethings came crashing down this past Tuesday, as the most endearing celebrity to ever grace the entertainment industry passed away. Some believe that…
Obama Fails to Change World in Six Months
Washington, DC: As President Obama reached the six-month anniversary of his taking the Oath of Office, his administration was officially dubbed a failure by the American populace. "That good-fer-nothin Muslim…
A Global Search for the Truth of Steve Elle
Steve Elle is an incredibly talented yarn-spinner. He knows how to build a story and wring out its punch line and significance so well that you'd think he was raised…
Officials Shake Down Kids for Owed Lunch Money
With credit in shambles during the aftermath of the latest economic upheaval, both state and local governments have begun to use excessive means in order to supplement their budgets. Some…
MTV’s The State Returns: A Review
After 15 long years of teenaged-level angst, the adolescents of the 90's have finally been heard: the comedic stylings of The State finally arrive in a DVD package so good,…
Neverland Valley Ranch to Host Scavenger Hunt
Santa Barbara County, CA: The Michael Jackson memorial gained new steam this week, as the deceased King of Pop's will was read in front of family, friends, and loan officers…
Bill O’Reilly: Attic Homosexual
Bill O’Reilly, who has been known to spew absurdities such as "gay marriage will lead to interspecies marriage," has been exposed as an “attic homosexual.” This revelation was brought to…