White-Collar Emails (part1)
I received this Email a while ago and I thought it and my reply were Owl-worthy. As a reporter, I feel the need to illuminate the public consciousness and inform…
New Site Strives to Make Conservatism Fun
Years after the dawn of the Internet, and long after the rise of the social networking craze, conservatives are finally getting with the technological program. Within the next few weeks,…
Ellen DeGeneres to Start Record Label
Ellen DeGeneres, famous talk show host/American Idol Judge/Lesbian, has decided to start her own record label after meeting with Youtube sensation/Justin Bieber clone, Greyson Chance. The record label, which she…
Kevin Costner Dumps DVDs into Gulf to Fix Oil Spill
Going on a month, the British Petroleum oil rig that exploded in the Gulf of Mexico is still leaking oil into the ocean, threatening ocean life, fishing prospects, and the…
Doomsday Real Estate for Rent
Earthquakes, volcanoes, floods, terrorist attacks, oil spills, a black President—it all has some folks screaming “Apocalypse!” Add to it the fact that the ancient Mayans grew tired of chiseling their…
Yellow Balloon to Serve as British Prime Minister
So welcome to the clean and shiny face of the UK. We have a brand new, fresh out of the box, Prime Minister here in England. Gone are the days…
New Burger Sensation Hits Pittsburgh!
Pittsburgh, PA: Denizens of Pittsburgh, trying to recover from public scorn over the exploits of disgraced quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, have embraced a new taste sensation: the Rotten Burger. This new…
Office Inefficiency
Have you ever had to work with somebody who is so incredibly stubborn that they need to have things done their way, regardless of whether or not their way actually…
Russia Implements “No Child Return” Policy
Washington, DC: Prompted by the case of Artyom Savelyev, Russia is implementing a “No Child Return Policy” when it comes to foreign adoptions. Savelyev, a 7 year old Russian boy,…
LOST Fans Riot Over Leaked Ending
Los Angeles, CA:This past weekend, fans of the ABC television show "LOST" became enraged to find that the last episode of the show had been leaked eight weeks before it…