Epic Brain Vomit by Jess
Jess returns to The Owl to vent about anything that catches her eye in the news!
BP Confesses Love for Everyone
After months and months of declarations and commercials proclaiming that ostracized megalomaniacal petrol company BP would “make this right”, executives have determined with a certainty that such a task is…
WWI Officially Ends – Veterans Too Old or Dead To Care
On June 18, 1919, during the signing of the treaty of Versailles, Germany agreed to pay reparations as compensation for bringing war to the nations of Europe and causing the…
Yo Dawg Meets Jay Cutler
I think the picture speaks for itself if you're a football fan.
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Week 4
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to key games. Darby…
Team “We Luv Boobies” Joins Walk for Breast Cancer
The male staffers at The Inept Owl vow to save all the boobies. The participants are primarily made up of women, due to the fact that they have real breasts…
Horrible Horoscopes: 9-27-2010
Need a direction to solve life's problems? You'd be better off looking somewhere else, but here's Moonbeam Crenshaw anyway, with your horoscopes for the week of September 27th, 2010.
How Not to Die on a Segway
With the unfortunate demise of Segway company owner Jim Heselden by falling off a cliff while trying to off-road a Segway, we at The Inept Owl believe that some pages…
Slew of Websites Develop Movie Adaptations
Hollywood, CA: In the wake of the huge buzz surrounding the upcoming Facebook movie “The Social Network,” other websites are working feverishly to develop scripts about the stories of their…
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Week 3
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to key games. Things…