Lindsay Lohan Does Dick…in Liz and Dick
Los Angeles, CA: Lindsay Lohan, currently shooting Lifetime’s TV movie, Liz and Dick, reportedly is so determined to prove that she isn’t a drunk detriment to a film set (and…
Scott Walker Announces Plans for Second Term
Madison, WI: Today, in the wake of his reelection as governor, Scott Walker held a rally at the capitol to give an idea of his policies going forward. “This was…
Bath Salt Dealers Rush to Save Face
Imagine being a businessman with a hot new product that practically sells itself. Then, imagine that product taking a beating in the press and internet, rendering the product an extremely…
Vatican Releases New Line of Books for Children
The Vatican, ITALY: Today Pope Benedict XVI blessed several new titles being published by the Vatican Press. The books, four in total, are directed towards children with the intention of…
New Yorkers Critical of Santana’s Imperfect No-Hitter
Flushing, NY: The critical eye of New York cast its gaze upon the Mets once again, as ace pitcher Johan Santana pitched a complete no-hitter against the St. Louis Cardinals…
While We Were Bored: Jeffrey Dahmer Did It First, Miami
With the zombie apocalypse beginning in Miami, it was only a matter of time before some hipster would have taken all the credit. With that, we introduce Jeffrey Dahmer from…
Breaking It Down: Who Will be DC’s Iconic Gay Super Hero?
Homosexuality in comic books has been little more than a slighting joke in the past. From cracks about tight underwear to the possibility of a male duo beating more than…
World War Z Begins with Miami Zombie Attack
Miami, FL: What has been pop culture myth and a horror film focus has quickly become reality, as zombie-like attacks have begun surfacing in Miami, Florida. The latest involved a…
Dragon Lands In Space: NASA Takes As Much Credit As Possible
ISS, SPACE: This past Friday, the privately funded Dragon SpaceX Rocket, literally the taxicab of the stars, docked with the International Space Station, and NASA was right there to take…
Scientists Discover Sex may be Good for your Health
Las Vegas, NV: A recent report published by the National Institute of Health (NIH) has provided evidence that regular intercourse may be good for you. This report came after an…