Sad Paul: A Sad Ron Paul Internet Meme
Most supporters of Libertarian/Republican Representative Dr. Ronald Ernest Paul, Esquire, have not given up on their candidate’s possibility to win the Republican primaries. Although Mitt Romney seems to have taken…
Gaming Diary: Diablo 3 – Day 1
Finally, after a long hiatus from online gaming because A) Diablo 2 got old, and B) World of Warcraft makes you pay by the month, which is useless to me…
Rumors Emerge About iPhone 5 Spokesperson
Cupertino, CA: This past month, the technology rumor mill has been cranking in anticipation of Apple’s latest legendary invention: the iPhone…5. While the idea is plausible that the iPhone 5…
Baseball Team Forfeits Championship Because of a Girl
Phoenix, AZ: The Our Lady of Tears baseball team forfeited a championship game against Arizona Sun Preparatory School this past weekend because the second base man for Arizona Sun is,…
University of Phoenix Announces New Field of Study: Student Debt
Phoenix, AZ: Last month, the University of Phoenix unveiled a new department for registration. The department is called “Student Debt Studies” and boasts a catalog of ten courses covering the…
Local Idiot Misunderstands Garage Sale
Springfield, OH: A normal garage sale on a normal neighborhood block turned into mayhem this past weekend, as local Springfield resident Nicholas Glunt learned what a garage sale really is,…
The Sad Paul Legacy: Photo Contest
Most supporters of Libertarian/Republican Representative Dr. Ronald Ernest Paul, Esquire, have not given up on their candidate’s possibility to win the Republican primaries. Although Mitt Romney seems to have taken…
Happy Star Wars Speech Impediment Day!
Well, it’s May the fourth again and, for some fairly humorous reasons, is Star Wars Day. However, there is one reason that May the fourth was mixed up with “May…
Ron Paul Unveils New Slogan: Restore America, Eventually
Lake Jackson, TX: In a press release today, the Ron Paul 2012 campaign announced that their slogan would be changing from “Restore America Now” to “Restore America Eventually” in order…
Glass is Half Empty: The Decline of the Kansas City Royals
The Kansas City Royals look cheap. Maybe it’s the colors. Blue. White. Yellow. It is very reminiscent of something. Comparing the streaking Kansas City Royals to Wal-Mart may seem unfair…