Man Depressed by Valentine from Mother
Los Angeles, CA: It didn't take long for David Platt to feel the sharp blade of Valentine's Day cut away the last bits of his self-esteem. What had begun as…
Valentine’s Day: Say It with Star Wars
It's been far too long since there was an update at Something Awful's Star Wars Valentines, so with the help of some last minute brainstorming, we came up with two…
While We Were Bored: Destruction of What Your Friends Think You Do Posters
Recent social feeds have forced us to come across a barrage of a new type of meme: "What My Friends Think I Do" posters. Not unlike De-motivational posters, these quirky…
Great Moments in Walking Dead History: Getting Ready for Mid-Season 2
For the past decade, our human lust for apocalyptic destruction and despair has been described with one word: zombies. Zombies have taken over literature with such Pulitzer Prize-winning novel such…
Star Wars 3-D: Blame Yourself, Not George Lucas
No, I am not a fan of the re-released versions of Star Wars as a result. It wasn't until this 3-D release, however, that I began to fully understand the…
An Idiot’s Guide to College Sex Week
When it comes to the word “sex”, the dirtier mind comes to certain conclusions no matter what other words are attached to it. Take the phrase, "Carnal Misinterpretations of Sex…
Bill Hinzman Terrorizes Pittsburgh
Pittsburgh, PA: Most noted as the first zombie of George Romero's Night of the Living Dead, camera assistant turned actor Bill Hinzman passed away Sunday at his Darlington, Pa. home…
While We Were Bored: Kid Rock’s “Made In Detroit” Line Not Made In Detroit
Kid Rock, former musical...well, pop-culture...hrm. Kid Rock, that white guy who used to yell "Bawitaba" incessantly while dirt-bikes did jumps over his head, once saved a hometown clothing line, "Made…
While We Were Bored: Tom Brady After Super Bowl XLVI
It comes as no surprise that one of the more stoic players on one of the most stoic professional football teams lead by the most stoic coach in the history…
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Super Bowl XLVI
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. It's…