Chick-fil-A Decision for Muppets Recall Due to Safety of Heterosexuality
College Park, GA: The battle for the attentions of fast food consumers nationwide rages on, as Chick-fil-A has gotten more advertising for its ridiculously boring chicken and pickle sandwich then…
Breaking Dawn Part 2 Revised to Feature Maury Povich
Los Angeles, CA: In light of the recent scandal involving the screen couple turned Hollywood couple, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, fans and critics have been flooding the media with…
Political Who’s Who In The Dark Knight Rises: Liberal Idea of a Conservative Edition
**WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS DUE TO CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS** To say that there are political undertones in The Dark Knight Rises would be like saying Lucky Charms has sugar: you’d have to…
Giant British Umbrella Working for London Olympics
London, GREAT BRITAIN: The greatest fear to athletes, fans, and advertisers about the 2012 London Olympics is proving to be unfounded, as the first two days of the Olympic games…
The New NBA Bank Shot
The NBA is very close to allowing teams to put advertising on their players’ jerseys, following suit with such popular sports as soccer and NASCAR. NBA Deputy Commissioner Adam Silver…
While We Were Bored: London’s Homeless During the Olympics
Much has been discussed about London’s plans to hide away its homeless during the Olympics. The idea to make the streets cleaner for Olympic has prompted protests where people sleep…
New Cancer Treatment Promises Millions in Research Funding
Baltimore, MD: Last week, cancer researchers at Kennedy Krieger Institute announced the results of a trial for a new course of treatment that may benefit a number of types of…
Political Who’s Who In The Dark Knight Rises: Liberal Edition
**WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS DUE TO CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS** To say that there are political undertones in The Dark Knight Rises would be like saying Lucky Charms has sugar: you’d have to…
The Second Coming of an Alien?
Roswell, NM: Former CIA agent Chase Brandon told a reporter a shocking announcement on the 65th anniversary of the “Roswell Daily Record’s” infamous flying saucer headline. And what oh-so-shocking announcement…
Corporate Leaders Shocked that Union Fruit Baskets are Considered Political Expenditures
New York, NY: In a reaction to the Wall Street Journal’s recent ground-breaking report, corporate leaders have registered complaints on the political expenditures of unions. The expenditures, totaling around $4…