The Final Presidential Debate 2012: Horses and Bayonets
Boca Raton, Florida: On Monday, the warring candidates sat down for their third and final debate. Both knew what was at stake here. Obama was facing a resurgent Romney, whose…
Looper: The Celebrity-Stopping Sequel
Rian Johnson, director of hit sci-fi thriller “Looper,” has announced he will time travel Joe Simmons, our favorite paid assassin, to the future to “take care” of the most dangerous…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Week 7
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some the greatest preview commentary in the…
The Second Presidential Debate: Binders Full of Women
Hempstead, New York: On Tuesday, the two presidential contenders entered the ring surrounded by a swarm of Joe-the-Plumber yahoos crying out for the blood they paid for. Romney ducked objects…
Dr. Steve Brule Sells More BBVs than Batman, Harry Potter, and Disney Combined
Charts and ratings were filled with BBVs, RDTs, and Blue Hay as Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule: Season 1 & 2 hit shelves and our mental stability.
Vice-Presidential Debate: Grumpy Old Man and the Numbers Guy
Danville, Kentucky: This past Thursday it was VP on VP action as Joe “big f—king deal” Biden and Paul “three-hour-marathon” Ryan teed off in a state known for the two…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Week 6
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some the greatest preview commentary in the…
F-1ing About: A Comprehensive Guide to All Things F-1, Part 2
It’s been a huge week in Formula 1 with some major driver changes for next year, most notably Lewis Hamilton’s deal which will see him taking over from the legendary…
Canadians Mourn, Americans Unaware of NHL Lockout
This week marks the beginning of at least two weeks of canceled professional hockey games due to a league-wide lockout–much to the surprise of American sports fans, who were not…
Mitt Romney Occupies Sesame Street
123 Sesame Street: After stating that he loves “Big Bird” in his recent presidential debate, Mitt Romney clarified his stance on PBS. He stated, “Yes, I love Big Bird–but frankly,…