The Lesser of All Evils
It's almost election time again, and there's really no one I really care to vote for. Seems that all the Presidential candidates have skeletons in their closets and/or ties to…
Britney Spears Petitions for Visitation Rights to her Va-Jay-Jay
In a courtroom in Los Angeles, a tearful Britney Spears today requested that the courts allow her have the right to see and play with her va-jay-jay again, after having…
Ask An Owl: Man-Purses
Mr Inept Owl, A lot of people have joked about the fact that the style of women's handbags and purses have gotten so small you can't fit anything into it…
Review of Sheryl Crow’s “Detours”
At long last, Sheryl Crow is ready for me. I mean, you can see it everywhere in her sixth studio release, "Detours." Even in the title, she's detailing the circuitous…
City Strife: Review of Bright Lights, Big Ass
Bright Lights, Big Ass is a memoir of Jen Lancaster’s experiences as a writer in the city; or more precisely, a former VP who turns to temping while pursuing a…
Such Great Heights: A Valentine’s Day Screening of Vertigo
Last year I celebrated my singledom on Valentine's Day by sitting at home, having a few beers, and watching both 'Kill Bill' movies back to back. Ah, romance. This year…
Super Heroes Bringin’ the Rock
Based out of Sweden, this hard-working and hard-rocking trio burn the candle at both end without abandon. Their nights are spent hunting down criminals the world over, occasionally running into…
Missing Someone?
Have you lost touch with someone you once held dear? Have you been wanting to reconnect with that special person, but are put off by the invasive record searches offered…
Apple Unveils New “iShirt”
Today at a video conference from Apple Headquarters in Cupertino, California, CEO and co-founder Steve Jobs revealed the latest innovation from the technology giant: the iShirt. Jobs said, “It is…
A Kodak Moment
It felt good to finally get a chance to scream! I had tried circling the Kodak Theater once before deciding to park at home and hoof it over on foot.…