The Futurama is Now!
I’m back baby! That’s right, after a most likely completely unnoticed absence, I, one of your resident Inept Owl movie reviewers, have returned. And what better way to mark my…
Local Bar Misses Guitar Hero Joke
After months of researching and brainstorming, Brian Murphy, owner of the bar and entertainment lounge "North of The Border," ignored all pop culture jokes and installed Guitar Hero at his…
Review of The New Jerseys – Self Titled
"These are the voices in my head" is what the light bulb above told me as I cruised through this album. The New Jerseys have an eclectic, mostly folk-inspired sound…
Must-Read Pick 2007: A Long Way Gone: Memoirs of a Boy Soldier
Ishmael Beah was twelve years old when war invaded and abruptly ended his childhood in Sierra Leone. For four years he was swept into the atrocities of battle between rebel…
Not An Airplane’s “I Never Wanted to Believe in Ghosts”
As a person who is accustomed to sorting out their life categorically, it is hard to run into artists who aren’t easily categorized. How can a band be labeled a…
Bad Santa: Captured Elves Tell of Sordid Affairs
Today, officials at The Department of Homeland Security announced their plans to police international skies starting December 24, 2007 at 12:00 a.m. to December 26, 2007 at 12:00 a.m. The…
Review of Svoy’s “Eclectric”
New York-based musician Svoy has a story that is all too familiar. Born in a small Russian town, he trained with the greatest talents his country had to offer, then…
In The Hand of Dante, Reviewed
In The Hand of Dante is Nick Tosches’ bizarre hybrid of a novel. It follows two odysseys: Dante Alighieri struggles to capture the divine in prose. Seven hundred years later,…
Woman of the Year: Meet the Candidates
It's that time of year that the crew and readers think about the women who have affected our lives so profoundly. Before voting, however, you may want to read about…
Man of the Year: Meet the Candidates
It's that time of year that the crew and readers think about the men who have affected our lives so profoundly. Before voting, however, you may want to read about…