Introducing Moonbeam Crenshaw
Moon Beam Crenshaw has been studying the stars and their affect on our daily lives for 38 years. He gained his degree in astrology at Woodstock during a mud orgy,…
Pineapple Express Review
Rye Silverman follows the jokers, the smokers, and the midnight toker's for a ride on the Pineapple Express.
$14 Million Will Get You Pictures of a Stranger’s Kids
People Magazine has shelled out a reported fourteen million dollars (Yes, you read that right. Fourteen. Million. Dollars.) in exchange for photographs of the guaranteed-to-be-insanely-beautiful-as-they-grow-older twins (Vivienne Marcheline and Knox…
JOKER vs. JOKER vs. JOKER
After finally seeing The Dark Knight and living through the hype surrounding this movie for the past 3 months, I thought it was time to write a rating article. No,…
Item on Craigslist Exactly as Advertised
Today, a television advertised on the popular classified ads website Craigslist was found to be in the exact condition advertised. The item in question was listed as "27 inch Sony…
Montauk Monster May Be Luke Perry
After a little less than a week of skepticism, wonderment, and downright ignorance, it is now believed by the general scientific community that the alleged "Montauk Monster" that has gripped…
More Apologies are in Order
On Tuesday, the U.S. House of Representatives formally apologized for the "fundamental injustice, cruelty, brutality, and inhumanity" of slavery and the legal segregation of African-Americans. Which, of course, as Martha…
Rob Wheatley Biography
Rob was born in Essex, not too far from London in the UK, in the mid 1960's. He made an early impression on his school teachers, managing to get himself…
With Great Power Comes Great Irresponsibility
With many of my American friends caught up in the Obamamania, and excited about the prospect of seeing real democratic change and a new beginning, I thought it was about…