Millions Annoyed By Voting Machines
New York, NY: Voters are in a frenzy today, as the public has learned that normal voting machines were replaced with more contemporary and complicated vote compilers. While many past…
Horror Holiday: A Movie List
With Halloween weekend upon us, I figured I should share a few of the horror movies that I hold dear. That way, you know exactly what to go pick up…
McCain Asks For Last Minute Debate
Washington DC: As political campaigns give their last push in these eight days leading up to Election Day, the McCain Camp is asking for extra time, and an extra debate…
My Name Is Will: A Novel of Sex, Drugs, and Shakespeare
Jess Winfield can boast of having written top-quality material that is teeming with bad behavior and totally inappropriate for children. But what has he been up to since his days…
World’s Greatest Dad
My Dad celebrated his 60-something birthday this past weekend, and I have always been grateful for such a colorful father. I can think of no other person who has had…
Protesters Attack Columbus Day
Protesters of the Columbus Day Parade in New York rallied together today in order to express their disgust at what the idea of Christopher Columbus means to many Americans.
Bush Moody Over Lack of Attention
Washington, DC: After viewing the second presidential debate between Barack Obama and John McCain Tuesday evening at the White House, currently forgotten President Bush set the ground work for his…
Ode To A Cup Holder
Ode To A Cup Holder Trickster! You sir: You seemed to secure My cup of refreshment, Of that I was sure. I went for a drive, I stopped for a…
Obama Campaign Demands Equal Coverage
"Today we would like to address a growing concern on the part of the Obama/Biden campaign: what appears to be a growing trend in the satirical media to cover our…
Choke: a movie for people who love the strange
To say that Clark Greg’s inaugural opus, Choke, is strange does not do it justice. Just ask the old lady who sat a row behind me in the theater and…