Pitbull On Schedule to Release Another Piece of Shit Album
Fans of corporate and thoughtless music rejoiced today in the news that Pitbull is on schedule to release yet another giant piece of shit.
Jack White’s Ego to Release Solo Album
After several years of notable collaboration, Jack White’s Ego announced he is splitting with his mentor in favor of making his own music.
Christmas Songs for People Who Don’t Like Christmas Songs
Tis the season to get cranky, especially when it comes to Christmas songs. Here are some Christmas songs that you will never hear on the radio.
Pop Stars Film Takes You Behind the Scenes of Unrealistically Fake Moments
The One Direction film gives viewers a glimpse of the studio-engineered antics and professionally-directed monologues that they engage in backstage.
Ohio Man Has Never Heard Mariah Carey Christmas Songs
Berea, OH: Earlier this week, scientists made a one-of-a-kind discovery: a man who has never once listened to a Christmas carol performed by singer Mariah Carey. At a press release…
Lady Gaga Locked in Egg: Justin Bieber Next
Los Angeles, CA: With the news release that the egg Lady Gaga arrived in at the Staples Center for the Grammy Awards had been her home for 72 hours, publicists…
Review of Deftones: Diamond Eyes
To be fair, I knew fuck-all about the Deftones before I hear their latest album, Diamond Eyes. I thought, based on the name, that they were some sort of jazzy,…
Review of Neon Dynamite’s Eponymous Album
I have a Jimi Hendrix CD, but Wesley Snipes informed me years ago that I can’t hear Jimi. I have a couple BB King CDs, but the closest I’ve been…
Review of Jakob Dylan’s “Women and Country”
Poor Jakob Dylan. Can you imagine what it would be like, to be the child of a musical legend? The constant pressure to live up to the expectations of your…
Review of Bear Ceuse
So here I am, listening to Bayer Queue's self-titled EP. It's a band, or a guy, or something. He's got like 37 different origin stories floating around the internet, which…