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I’m Not a Party Member: A Doug Stanhope Interview

September 17, 2016 Patrick AE
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Unpartisan Podcast Episode 1005: Where Can We Pee?

May 19, 2016 FascistEditor
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Unpartisan Podcast Episode 1004: Too Much Trump

April 18, 2016 FascistEditor
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Birds Visit Other Presidential Candidates

April 5, 2016 Patrick AE
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I’m Not a Party Member: A Doug Stanhope Interview
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I’m Not a Party Member: A Doug Stanhope Interview
Unpartisan Podcast Episode 1005: Where Can We Pee?
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Unpartisan Podcast Episode 1005: Where Can We Pee?
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Unpartisan Podcast Episode 1004: Too Much Trump
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Birds Visit Other Presidential Candidates
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Nationwide Poll: Ohio Deemed Worst State
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HBO’s Game of Thrones Explained…with Beer
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Pittsburgh’s Hines Ward Stops Smiling for the First Time in Thirty Years
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Review of Deftones: Diamond Eyes
I’m Not a Party Member: A Doug Stanhope Interview
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I’m Not a Party Member: A Doug Stanhope Interview
Unpartisan Podcast Episode 1005: Where Can We Pee?
Podcast
Unpartisan Podcast Episode 1005: Where Can We Pee?
Unpartisan Podcast Episode 1004: Too Much Trump
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Unpartisan Podcast Episode 1004: Too Much Trump
Fun & Stuff Pictures Politics
Birds Visit Other Presidential Candidates
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Where in the World is Cary Elwes?

January 25, 2010 Patrick AE

Every child of the 80s, and many of the 90s, knows of Cary Elwes. Maybe you didn't know how to spell his name correctly. That's ok. I only just learned…

Entertainment

From The Desk of Conan O’Brien

January 22, 2010 Patrick AE

In light of recent events that have happened between NBC and Conan O'Brien, we were lucky enough to "find" a page of a possible monologue Conan may give when he…

Sports

Bears Lineman Found Dead: Bucs Relieved

January 19, 2010 Steve Elle

Greenwood, SC: In a day full of highly insensitive events in the NFL(the Jets winning, the Vikings breathing additional life into Brett Favre’s improbably and perpetually overrated career), perhaps the…

Business

NASA Violates Lemon Laws

January 18, 2010 Patrick AE

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration(NASA) is under investigation by the Better Business Bureau(BBB) in a retail war of some of the longest acronym titles in history. The hot-button topic…

Politics

Conservatives Steal Back Idiot Hat From Harry Reid

January 15, 2010 Patrick AE

Washington, DC: For a short stint this week, Senator Harry Reid(D-NV) was the subject of controversy due to quotes in the book "Game Change" that have made even the most…

Entertainment

3 Viewers Agree: Carson Daly is Invaluable

January 14, 2010 Patrick AE

Late night television has never seen the rivalry it has seen this past week, as co-NBCers Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien find themselves in the same time slot in their…

Sports

McGwire’s Biceps Speak Out

January 12, 2010 Darby Shaw

In an exclusive telephone interview with The Inept Owl, the biceps of world-famous home-run hitter Mark McGwire came clean about the slugger's past behaviors. The following is a transcript of…

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Airports Institute Body Cavity Searches

January 11, 2010 J-Sin

Washington, DC: In an effort to bolster security measures and prevent Nigerian extremists from detonating aircraft on Christian holidays, airports throughout the country have announced plans to begin body cavity…

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2010: A Space Oddity

January 8, 2010 Kipp Wieland

As the years start to whiz by faster (not fast enough until I can retire), I am trying very hard to look for some kind of sign that better times…

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Scientists Confirm Convict DNA in Football Players

January 8, 2010 Steve Elle

Cambridge, MA: Yesterday, scientists at Harvard University confirmed what many have long suspected: football players possess more than just athletic prowess; they also possess a gene that leads to criminal…

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