Doctors Perform C-Section; Find Gas-Bubble
Two local gynecologists received a stern slap on the wrist recently for attempting a Cesarean section on a woman that was not, in fact, pregnant. In 2008, a rotund woman…
Stephenie Meyer Mails In New Vampire Book
Stephenie Meyer, the super-rich author of the Twilight series, has unveiled plans to publish The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, a 192-page novella centered on a newborn vampire introduced…
Salaries Cut; Librarians Forced to Moonlight
Due to continued pressure from government officials, public libraries across the state have slashed the salaries of their librarians last week. The typically docile librarians took to the streets this…
Jessica’s News in Brief
I used to travel a lot for work, mostly to places that were far, far away. I'd end up on a 6am flight out of NYC, which means I'd be…
Ricky Martin Tells the Truth
Today, Ricky Martin dropped a bombshell on the dozens of fans who read his website everyday. The former singer/actor has lived the life of a recluse since his time at…
Review of Not An Airplane: Things and People
Not An Airplane has been here at The Inept Owl for longer than I have. Each time they've had a record release, a new writer would take up the review.…
The Jesse James Saga: and I don’t mean the gunslinger
My favorite news story of the week: Jesse James has affairs with 4 women, possibly as high as 11. If I were Sandra Bullock, I'd be scrubbing my vagina with…
Big Biden *BLEEP* Floods Nation
Washington, DC: The nation was rocked yesterday, in ways that not even "Guns N Roses" front-man Axl Rose could have imagined, as Vice-President Joe Biden gave President Barack Obama a…
LOST Fans Riot Over Leaked Ending
This past weekend, fans of the ABC television show "LOST" became enraged to find that the last episode of the show had been leaked eight weeks before it was supposed…
Cromartie Reclaims Baby-Daddy Trophy from Edwards
New York, NY: The New York Jets, looking for a complement to lock down cornerback Darelle Revis, have signed free agent Antonio Cromartie in a move seen as expected and…