Solutions Sought for Volcano Dilemma
Last week, Mount Heyyaeffallayouall erupted in Iceland, throwing countless tons of ash and smoke into the air. After a week of EU-mandated no-fly zones over most of Europe caused by…
Jersey Shore Adds to Tan Addiction
Today, a new addiction has become a focus in the public eye, one that your own children may be privy to, if indeed you have any children. The idea of…
Gas Leaks Suspend Rescue Attempts in Mine
Montcoal, WV: In the aftermath of a mining accident that had killed at least 25 miners in the mountains of West Virginia, rescue attempts to account for, and hopefully save,…
More Brain Vomit by Jess
First of all, what kind of cruelty is it to name your kid Chris Christie? The guy sounds like a fairy who sprinkles pixie dust on you so you can…
School Music Club to Sell Shit
While most schools sell baked goods or magazine subscriptions to raise money, the school music booster club in the Central Community Unit School District 301 has decided to sell bags…
Packing for the Tromadance Film Festival
With his suitcase packed, car gassed up, and everything he knows about independent film festivals tossed into a dumpster, our fearless editor gets ready to visit sunny Asbury Park, New…
Navy to Ban Smoking on Subs; Mutiny to Follow
In a long-awaited move, the United States Navy has announced plans to ban smoking on submarines, effective December 31, 2010. This comes as a great relief to many non-smokers, while…
Brain Vomit by Jess
Apparently, a Qatari diplomat tried to have a smokey smoke in the bathroom on his flight from Washingtion to Denver, and when confronted about the smell of smoke by a…
Prom Problems in Mississippi
For the past month, the sleepy town of Fulton, Mississippi had been inundated by civil rights legislation that, for once, isn't racially inspired. Instead, the focus has been on one…
Review of Jakob Dylan’s “Women and Country”
Poor Jakob Dylan. Can you imagine what it would be like, to be the child of a musical legend? The constant pressure to live up to the expectations of your…