Bloomberg Considers Pedestrian Tolls for New York City
Mayor Bloomberg is pushing for a "walking toll." A walking toll is a fee collected from pedestrians walking around Manhattan by police officers.
The Situation Voted Least Talented, Most Annoying Celebrity
It is official: Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino, who rose to prominence as a cast member on MTV's 'The Jersey Shore", has been voted as the least talented and most annoying…
Central Oklahoma Struck by Earthquake: Residents Thrilled
Norman, OK: The U.S. Geological Survey has reported that a 4.3 magnitude earthquake jolted Central Oklahoma this morning and the natives are restless - with joy. It has been reported…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 10-11-10
After a week off to take a nap, Moonbeam Crenshaw is back with your life-altering horoscopes!
Frito-Lay Prefers Silence to Saving the Planet
Plano, Texas: The snack company Frito-Lay amazed and impressed people in the spring of 2009 when it switched the packaging of its famous SunChips from a type of plastic bag…
Review of Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream”
Finally, a female musician we can be proud of. Katy Perry, America’s new model for demure self-respect, has released her sophomore effort, “Teenage Dream.” In it, we find the sounds…
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Week 5
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to key games. Our…
Nationwide Poll: Ohio Deemed Worst State
Washington, DC: After polling more than 127 million people, the newly formed National Polling Agency has determined that the state of Ohio is, by far, the worst of the 50…
Germans Say So Long to Santa; Rudolph Next To Get the Axe
Germany: Santa Claus--that jolly, round guy in red, loved by children around the world--will not be visiting Germany this December. German Catholics, led by Bonifatiuswerk, a German Catholic aid organization,…
You Say It’s My Birthday
Well, today I turned 46 years old, and compared to my 5th birthday, this is probably one of the most grim ones I have lived through yet. The girls at…