Black, White, Green or Paisley, A New Spiderman was Asking for this Heat
I don't like the idea of a new Spiderman. That's right, I said it. I don't want to see a new Spiderman. Is this racist because the new up-and-coming hero…
New York Jets Pre-Season Report…Well, Some of It
Jersy Shore, NJ: News flash: double negatives aside, Rex Ryan is not fat for no good reason, and his laziness has now permeated the scouting department. In what has become…
The Great Indie Sky Loses a Star: Michael J. Hein 1970-2011
Rest in peace, Michael. You treated us indie artists like mainstream entities, in horror, music, and comedy. We'll keep that flame alive as best we can.
Sources Confirm Amy Winehouse’s Non-Causes of Death
London, ENGLAND: Ideas have run rampant as to British singer/songwriter/rehab-jumper/addict Amy Winehouse's cause of death. Some infer that drugs and/or alcohol and/or household cleaners may have been involved. Others believe…
Amy Winehouse No Longer in Need of Rehab
London, England: As word came down this weekend that Amy Winehouse had finally succumbed to the unenviable miseries of stardom, adulation and millions of dollars by croaking in her home,…
Boehner Pulls Out
Washington, DC: After hammering away for hours and hours, Speaker of the House John Boehner has withdrawn from debt ceiling and budget talks with President Obama and Democrats. Boehner, who…
While We Were Bored: Harry Potter Memes
With the launch of the final Harry Potter movie, in a franchise so full of itself they broke one book into two movies to make it seem as if they…
HBO’s Game of Thrones Explained…with More Beer
It had to happen. After such an insane response to my HBO's Game of Thrones Explained...with Beer article, I decided to push the envelope and see what I could get…
Austrian Atheist Breaks Dane Cook Punchline Record
Vienna, AUSTRIA: For years, the wince-enticing entertainer known has Dane Cook has held a record that few believed was sought after, much less able to be broken. That record is…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 7-12-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell us what the stars are telling us...in Pig Latin.