Bill Hinzman Terrorizes Pittsburgh
Pittsburgh, PA: Most noted as the first zombie of George Romero's Night of the Living Dead, camera assistant turned actor Bill Hinzman passed away Sunday at his Darlington, Pa. home…
While We Were Bored: Kid Rock’s “Made In Detroit” Line Not Made In Detroit
Kid Rock, former musical...well, pop-culture...hrm. Kid Rock, that white guy who used to yell "Bawitaba" incessantly while dirt-bikes did jumps over his head, once saved a hometown clothing line, "Made…
While We Were Bored: Tom Brady After Super Bowl XLVI
It comes as no surprise that one of the more stoic players on one of the most stoic professional football teams lead by the most stoic coach in the history…
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Super Bowl XLVI
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. It's…
Punxsutawney Phil Predicts More Winter: Pennsylvanians Stock Up on Sunblock
Punxsutawney, PA: Once again, our furry meteorologists have poked their heads out into the world for the sole purpose of telling us when to expect winter to be over. This…
Sh*t Sh*t Says
For the past month we have been inundated with more sh*t people say than we know what to do with; New Yorkers; chicks; hipsters; gay people; people watching clips of…
Patriots Coach Belichick to Install New Gate at Home
Weston, MA: In celebration of the New England Patriots making it to their 5th Super Bowl in 10 years, coach Bill Belichick recently instigated plans for building a 4th gate…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Pro Bowl
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. While…
The 2012 Republican Debate in Florida: An Oblivious Pictorial Review
The second Republican debate in Florida was held yesterday, pitting the political powerhouses Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich, and some guy named Rick against each other in a battle…
Death Cab for Cutie to Launch Farewell Zooey Tour
Los Angeles, CA: After two month's of separation and a month of divorce proceedings, "Death Cab for Cutie" frontman Ben Gibbard is planning to say goodbye to Zooey Deschanel the…