German Chancellor Loses St. Pauli Girl Wet T-Shirt Contest
Demmin, GERMANY: Confusion struck the nation of Germany, and indeed the world, when Chancellor Angela Merkel was doused in beer during a Christian Democratic Union meeting last week. What had…
Wet N’ Wild Westeros: A Game of Thrones Photoshop Contest
For those of you enticed by swords and shields, the Dragonborn, mad kings and maidens, and Sean Bean, this next month is more anticipated than Christmas as HBO's Game of…
Abe Vigoda: Killing Death Pools for 91 Years
New York, NY: For years, reports of his death proved to be premature, over and over again. A website was erected in order to tell the world of his true…
Curt Schilling Reality Video Game Ready to Hit Shelves
Boston, MA: After over five years and almost $35 million, the impossible has happened: the Curt Schilling video game has arrived for computer and gaming consoles everywhere. Not to be…
Man Depressed by Valentine from Mother
Los Angeles, CA: It didn't take long for David Platt to feel the sharp blade of Valentine's Day cut away the last bits of his self-esteem. What had begun as…
Valentine’s Day: Say It with Star Wars
It's been far too long since there was an update at Something Awful's Star Wars Valentines, so with the help of some last minute brainstorming, we came up with two…
While We Were Bored: Destruction of What Your Friends Think You Do Posters
Recent social feeds have forced us to come across a barrage of a new type of meme: "What My Friends Think I Do" posters. Not unlike De-motivational posters, these quirky…
Great Moments in Walking Dead History: Getting Ready for Mid-Season 2
For the past decade, our human lust for apocalyptic destruction and despair has been described with one word: zombies. Zombies have taken over literature with such Pulitzer Prize-winning novel such…
Star Wars 3-D: Blame Yourself, Not George Lucas
No, I am not a fan of the re-released versions of Star Wars as a result. It wasn't until this 3-D release, however, that I began to fully understand the…
An Idiot’s Guide to College Sex Week
When it comes to the word “sex”, the dirtier mind comes to certain conclusions no matter what other words are attached to it. Take the phrase, "Carnal Misinterpretations of Sex…