Bush Cancels Elections in ‘Continuation of Democracy’ Effort
Washington, DC: In his first act since the issuing of the National Security and Homeland Security Presidential Directive, George W. Bush has canceled the upcoming 2008 presidential election, citing a…
Bush to Veto Timetable on Withdrawl from Oval Office
CRAWFORD, TX: At a press conference today, President Bush vowed to veto any efforts to have him removed from office, now or in the foreseeable future. Speaking from a barcalounger…
Review: Maroon 5, “It Won’t Be Soon Before Long”
Maroon 5 came crashing onto the music scene in 2002 with a sound that was catchy and new (provided you'd never heard anything from Motown, ever). Their album “Songs About…
Review: Pirates of the Caribbean, parts 1 and 2
With the imminent release of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End, as well as the fact that this website is still too new and developing for me to get…
Movies, The Meter Maid, and Me
So, I went to this little hole in the wall place that I frequent often. It's an old school video store, the kind you never see anymore. They've got over…
Police Unveil New Reason to be Mocked
They're not just for wealthy eccentrics anymore. The police department of the City of Long Beach has jumped on the latest trend for slow travel with minimal perspiration. Last week…
Grindhouse Reviewed, Just In Time.
Just in time to be extremely early for its DVD release(that's our story, and we're sticking to it), three of our movie critics review the double feature Grindhouse with Death…
Review of Nelly Furtado, “Loose”
Forget everything you thought you knew about Canadian music. Nelly Furtado is reinventing an entire nation’s musical history. You’ll find no songs about sinking ships (be they iceberg-bound cruise ships…
Darby Shaw Bio
Editor’s note: Music reviewer Darby Shaw did not submit the bio we requested from him some time ago; apparently he wasn’t kidding about the tardiness issue. Instead, we will post…
Gonzales Blames Alcohol
WASHINGTON, D.C.- In the aftermath of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales’ testimony in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee, Gonzales has come under intense scrutiny because of his lack of…