The Politics of Hobbits
The American people are natural dreamers. We are idealists by default, which stems from the way in which our country was founded, the legacy of which has continued through the…
Ask An Owl: Chest Hair
Dear Owl, I recently noticed that some of my chest hairs have split ends. What can I do about this? -Metro Metro Man
Rob Zombie to Release Remakes of Classic Cartoons
This year marks a change in these cartoons' smooth ratings as musician/director/actor/chef/guy on the couch Rob Zombie is rumored to be releasing remade and redubbed versions of both of these…
Click at Your Own Risk: Classic Tales of Terror, Online!
Too busy egging the neighbors' place to get to the book store? Here are some ghastly tales you can enjoy from the comfort of your dungeon. Follow the links -…
Survivor: America
I turned on the T.V. the other night, something I seldom do anymore. Unless it's to watch something on PBS or on the History channel. There's so much crap on…
Hop Aboard The Darjeeling Limited
Just asking for punny movie reviews involving references to the titular train, The Darjeeling Limited finally rolls into a wide theatrical release.
Back to Ghoul: Encyclopedia Horrifica, Reviewed
Would Count Dracula stand a chance against Vlad Dracula? How is an apparition different from a poltergeist? Do some people really have psychic powers? What the heck is that thing?
Consumer Waits for “Next New Thing”
Benjamin Harrington didn't buy an iPhone when it first came out. He didn't fight shoppers to pick up a Wii gaming system when it first came out. The Blackberry and…
Editor’s Bio
When the child was finally born, the romantic idea of growing up in the city came to an end. Patrick was brought to the outskirts of suburbia on Long Island,…
Going Medieval: A Confederacy of Dunces, Reviewed
Ignatius, thirty years old, oversized and under-bathed, is content to look down upon society while living off of his perpetually buzzed, arthritic mother. When a financial disaster forces him to…