Someone Deserves a Punch to the Back of the Head: Rob Zombie
Recently, I saw a preview for a new version of Halloween. That's right folks, and your old pal Rob Zombie is steering this poopship destroyer to a theatre near you.…
Review: Labyrinth
Sometimes in a world full of movies about CGI superheroes, drunken teenagers, and ass-kicking secret agents, you really just want to kick back with some wacky puppets, some David Bowie…
So It Goes: God Is Dead, Reviewed
In his debut novel, Ron Currie, Jr. offers a credible view of humanity through an incredible premise: God is dead. Literally.
Film Review: Superbad
Grab your fake ID's and get ready to laugh at Superbad.
Film Review: Live Free or Die Hard
Who's the greatest action hero of the modern age and why? John McClane that's who... and why? Well, that IS a discussion boys and girls. Sit in the lotus way…
Dizzy World Vacation: The Stingray Shuffle, Reviewed
An installment in a series of Serge A. Storms adventures, The Stingray Shuffle has Dorsey’s lovable psychopath in search of a silver Halliburton filled with five million in cursed cash.…
Transformers Movie Review
Is there more than meets the eye in the Transformers movie?
British Intelligence Uncovers Drunken Yankee on 4th of July
Local constables and MI personnel were put to the test yesterday as they unfoiled terrorist activity in the area of Hyde Park. Londoners had called in about a young male…
1408 Movie Review
Our Horror Queen takes a break from blood and guts to talk about the ghost story of 1408.
Film Review: Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
After a delay in publishing because I forgot to finish a sentence before submitting my review, I finally fulfill my duty as a nerd and movie critic in bringing you,…