Texas State Fair to Introduce Deep-Fried Lard
Dallas, TX: With the state fair more than a month away still, organizers are concerned about flagging attendance rates in a down economy. Therefore, they have already begun parceling out…
Partiers Look to Avoid 4th of July Rush
Nationwide, US— In an effort to avoid the inevitable holiday crowds this 4th of July weekend, revelers are finding creative ways to get out ahead of the curve in their…
Sunphobia on the Rise; Vampire Slayers on Alert
United States: First, it was the Tanorexics—women in their teens, 20s and 30s with such a fondness for tan skin that they risk their lives just to resemble old, leathery…
Catholic School Bans Rainbows; Fantasy Creatures in an Uproar
Toronto, ON CANADA: Leprechauns, unicorns, fairies, and woodland nymphs are in an uproar over a Catholic school’s recent decision to ban rainbows from its premises. The problem started when the…
Authorities Question Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg on Human Disappearances
Palo Alto, CA: This past week, Facebook figurehead Mark Zuckerberg released information regarding his latest eating habits, receiving praise from some, disgust from others, and amusement from everyone. The habits…
Harold Camping Becomes Zombie to Prove Rapture
With all the jokes about The Rapture, raptors, and everything else that didn't happen on May 21, 2011, it wouldn't be surprising to hear that Harold Camping, the man who…
Man Kills Self with Peanut Butter
In the note, which has been released publicly, Eggerson, 40, pointed to the firing of Charlie Sheen from Two and a Half Men as a primary reason for his suicide.…
Hate Crimes Begin Over Differing Gut Bacteria
Racism and prejudice in general were dealt a mighty blow recently, as scientists confirmed that human beings each harbor one of at least three different groupings of stomach bacteria. Much…
Clinton Reminisces On a Times Square with Normal Prostitutes
New York, NY: Drugs; prostitution; public urination. These are just a few of the activities that made the Times Square of the past so interesting. Sometimes all three activities could…
Meet the Boy who Visited Heaven and Played with Jesus’ Purple Headband
Imperial, NE: After a burst appendix nearly cost 4-year-old Colton Burpo his life in 2003, his parents were thankful just to have him alive and well. But when he opened…