Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-3-2014
Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 2-24-2014
Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.
The Book of Brule
Ever wonder why Dr. Steve Brule never made a self-help book? Well stop wondering because this is how it would look, you dingus.
Which Personality Quiz Are You?
Lately, internet quizzes referencing your personality to a character in Star Wars, The Hunger Games, My Little Pony, etc. have been running rampant on the internet. But one personality reference…
Christmas Songs for People Who Don’t Like Christmas Songs
Tis the season to get cranky, especially when it comes to Christmas songs. Here are some Christmas songs that you will never hear on the radio.
Cards Against Humanity Releases Holiday Bullsh*t
The good people of Cards Against Humanity have released a treat for only the bravest derelicts. It's called "12 Days of Bullshit" where, for $12, they will send you 12…
Say It with Star Wars: Halloween
Sometimes it's hard to place Star Wars references into a holiday. Halloween is almost impossible.
Halloween Costumes for the Poor and Sarcastic: 2013 Edition
This year, we're being pro-active in our approach to Halloween by telling you all what the top costumes of the season will be for the apathetic and sarcastic on a…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 7-22-2013
We’re back! Back to unlocking the mysteries of the stars in order to learn our paths in life. Back to understand how destiny and opportunity intertwine day to day. For…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 4-15-2013
It’s been a foggy night, and I can’t tell if the stars are there or have all burst and become black holes. No matter. I’ll wing this week’s horoscopes. It…